








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 352 matches | ||
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2941 | 14% |
| Smokes | 5888 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5780 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6653 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,589,119 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T33MU | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | Elisanliittyma | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | Электрошокеры | 60% | 199 |
| #4 | BaiThor | 58% | 36 |
| #5 | aLT | 56% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Anze | 54% | 154 |
| #11 | Hui Hai | 52% | 235 |
| #12 | Nalle | 51% | 47 |
| #13 | Scorbutus | 51% | 71 |
| #14 | PAJU | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hui Hai | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Электрошокеры | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | tosis | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ProVi | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | JN | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JN | 627 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | tosis | 572 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | Электрошокеры | 434 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | Nalle | 341 | 0.31 | 8 min |
| #5 | aLT | 298 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Электрошокеры | +2.79 | 66 | 74 |
| #2 | aLT | +2.16 | 77 | 68 |
| #3 | T33MU | +1.62 | 74 | 78 |
| #4 | PAJU | +1.42 | 73 | 69 |
| #5 | Anze | +0.57 | 69 | 41 |





