








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 270 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 211 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
3541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,203 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 902 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2927 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 1839 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1535 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,893,011 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T33MU | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | TIITI | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | Электрошокеры | 62% | 102 |
| #4 | Nalle | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | devastor | 54% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | aLT | 53% | 155 |
| #8 | Hui Hai | 52% | 128 |
| #9 | JN | 52% | 86 |
| #10 | tosis | 46% | 102 |
| #11 | PAJU | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hui Hai | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | aLT | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | devastor | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Электрошокеры | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | ProVi | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tosis | 435 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | aLT | 366 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | JN | 310 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | Nalle | 258 | 0.35 | 6 min |
| #5 | ProVi | 234 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T33MU | +2.52 | 75 | 81 |
| #2 | Электрошокеры | +2.51 | 64 | 73 |
| #3 | aLT | +0.87 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | Anze | +0.85 | 70 | 44 |
| #5 | ProVi | +0.71 | 75 | 71 |





