








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 441 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 135 matches | ||
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 297 | 4% |
| Smokes | 2041 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2058 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2831 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,945,239 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seren☆ | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | Icebox | 61% | 56 |
| #3 | CALZOR+} | 59% | 124 |
| #4 | jai | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | reilly. | 53% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ❥ Molly | 52% | 92 |
| #8 | Danny | 52% | 165 |
| #9 | Floody | 46% | 183 |
| #10 | NatashaReid | 40% | 78 |
| #11 | ✪ Cal | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReleNtless1g | 59 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Floody | 15 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Danny | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ✪ Cal | 5 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Icebox | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReleNtless1g | 2416 | 0.32 | 68 min |
| #2 | Danny | 883 | 0.26 | 20 min |
| #3 | Floody | 323 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | CALZOR+} | 169 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | jai | 91 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReleNtless1g | +5.78 | 87 | 84 |
| #2 | CALZOR+} | +2.67 | 74 | 62 |
| #3 | Danny | +2.22 | 86 | 70 |
| #4 | ✪ Cal | +1.97 | 62 | 52 |
| #5 | Seren☆ | +1.37 | 68 | 49 |





