








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 723 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 757 matches | ||
| Faceit | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8184 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,271 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5448 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4468 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4324 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4031 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,837,176 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1015 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danny | 69% | 54 |
| #2 | ReleNtless1g | 57% | 124 |
| #3 | PR1D3 | 56% | 55 |
| #4 | reilly. | 56% | 52 |
| #5 | Seren☆ | 56% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Doddzy | 52% | 92 |
| #8 | used to be pretty good_ | 51% | 101 |
| #9 | nibk | 51% | 284 |
| #10 | JC | 49% | 196 |
| #11 | Exile | 45% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReleNtless1g | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Exile | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | JC | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | used to be pretty good_ | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | nibk | 4 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReleNtless1g | 624 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #2 | JC | 403 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | nibk | 369 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #4 | used to be pretty good_ | 315 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | Danny | 279 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReleNtless1g | +5.41 | 87 | 80 |
| #2 | laxuz | +4.33 | 95 | 55 |
| #3 | Danny | +4.14 | 89 | 73 |
| #4 | nibk | +2.72 | 68 | 68 |
| #5 | Seren☆ | +1.88 | 75 | 48 |





