








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 263 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




162 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8457 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15681 | 34% |
| Smokes | 12491 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8415 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 9548 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,188,430 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5710 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reilly. | 63% | 72 |
| #2 | CALZOR+} | 60% | 174 |
| #3 | jai | 60% | 68 |
| #4 | Icebox | 59% | 108 |
| #5 | Danny | 59% | 290 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ❥ Molly | 57% | 124 |
| #7 | NatashaReid | 57% | 142 |
| #8 | ✪ Cal | 53% | 60 |
| #9 | Doddzy | 53% | 377 |
| #10 | Floody | 52% | 392 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floody | 69 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Danny | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | jai | 11 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Doddzy | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Icebox | 7 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danny | 1636 | 0.27 | 40 min |
| #2 | Floody | 690 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | CALZOR+} | 234 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | jai | 207 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Icebox | 131 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReleNtless1g | +5.08 | 87 | 83 |
| #2 | Danny | +1.95 | 86 | 71 |
| #3 | CALZOR+} | +1.93 | 74 | 61 |
| #4 | jai | +1.12 | 70 | 71 |
| #5 | ✪ Cal | +0.72 | 63 | 54 |





