








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 658 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 273 matches | ||
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




117 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,605 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5686 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7248 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 4371 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3300 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,352,444 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1094 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w0mpa | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | CALZOR+} | 60% | 83 |
| #3 | dynam0 | 57% | 47 |
| #4 | reilly. | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | Danny | 55% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ReleNtless1g | 52% | 392 |
| #10 | ptrlele | 50% | 115 |
| #11 | NatashaReid | 50% | 224 |
| #12 | Doddzy | 46% | 183 |
| #13 | Luppy | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReleNtless1g | 95 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | jai | 11 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Danny | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | ptrlele | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | NatashaReid | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReleNtless1g | 2605 | 0.33 | 72 min |
| #2 | Danny | 904 | 0.28 | 22 min |
| #3 | jai | 215 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | w0mpa | 205 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #5 | ptrlele | 176 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReleNtless1g | +5.92 | 87 | 83 |
| #2 | dynam0 | +4.24 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | CALZOR+} | +2.53 | 75 | 61 |
| #4 | w0mpa | +2.39 | 67 | 74 |
| #5 | Danny | +2.29 | 87 | 71 |





