








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 734 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 219 matches | ||
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3225 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3957 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4180 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4376 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,461,510 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lmiks | 61% | 89 |
| #2 | DavidBeckham123 | 59% | 59 |
| #3 | Sup7373 | 57% | 111 |
| #4 | Brenge | 55% | 137 |
| #5 | ham1k nbs | 53% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | IReallyLoveMeganFox | 51% | 82 |
| #9 | SmaDa1jun | 48% | 64 |
| #10 | Heman | 45% | 100 |
| #11 | linnxdlol | 40% | 77 |
| #12 | Johan Gris | 23% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rat123 | 19 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | DavidBeckham123 | 17 | 0.0137 |
| #3 | SmaDa1jun | 15 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | Johan Gris | 12 | 0.0230 |
| #5 | Luni | 11 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sup7373 | 417 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | Rat123 | 401 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | ham1k nbs | 357 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | DavidBeckham123 | 200 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | IReallyLoveMeganFox | 197 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brenge | +3.34 | 79 | 49 |
| #2 | Lmiks | +1.63 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | Luni | +1.03 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | Rat123 | +0.92 | 72 | 54 |
| #5 | LuBons | +0.63 | 59 | 61 |





