








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 670 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1603 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2323 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2465 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1227 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $993,604 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 764 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DavidBeckham123 | 67% | 46 |
| #2 | Brenge | 66% | 62 |
| #3 | Rat123 | 64% | 69 |
| #4 | Sup7373 | 62% | 89 |
| #5 | LuBons | 61% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Hzkie | 57% | 44 |
| #9 | Luni | 53% | 15 |
| #10 | Fruut | 52% | 31 |
| #11 | NixenPixen | 40% | 15 |
| #12 | Jocke | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sonic the hedgehog from giganti | 14 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | Hzkie | 9 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | LuBons | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | DavidBeckham123 | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Rat123 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sup7373 | 334 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | Rat123 | 206 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Hzkie | 198 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sonic the hedgehog from giganti | 170 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | LuBons | 162 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brenge | +3.39 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | Lmiks | +2.60 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | Fruut | +1.71 | 82 | 71 |
| #4 | Luni | +0.34 | 62 | 55 |
| #5 | Sonic the hedgehog from giganti | -0.12 | 56 | 45 |





