








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 482 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3825 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2774 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2491 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2178 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 196 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $744,169 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brenge | 66% | 73 |
| #2 | Lmiks | 64% | 69 |
| #3 | DavidBeckham123 | 59% | 64 |
| #4 | Sup7373 | 55% | 113 |
| #5 | LuBons | 53% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuBons | 30 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | DavidBeckham123 | 23 | 0.0178 |
| #3 | SmaDa1jun | 20 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | Luni | 17 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | Johan Gris | 10 | 0.0180 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sup7373 | 438 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | LuBons | 269 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | DavidBeckham123 | 216 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Luni | 210 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | SmaDa1jun | 162 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brenge | +5.09 | 83 | 49 |
| #2 | Lmiks | +2.24 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | Rat123 | +1.53 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | Luni | +1.13 | 74 | 58 |
| #5 | SmaDa1jun | +0.74 | 61 | 48 |





