








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,480 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3328 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2734 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4540 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3878 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,084,720 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Meger | 82% | 112 |
| #5 | Sawanjio | 77% | 31 |
| #6 | Smarty1811 | 77% | 96 |
| #7 | Heros5k | 75% | 321 |
| #8 | Melio | 70% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heros5k | 569 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #2 | Meger | 241 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | RedSlyer | 235 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | MoRe | 158 | 0.32 | 4 min |
| #5 | Smarty1811 | 143 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heros5k | +4.47 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | Meger | +2.70 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | RedSlyer | +1.97 | 75 | 69 |
| #4 | Sawanjio | +1.70 | 84 | 63 |
| #5 | LiptroS | +0.84 | 77 | 57 |





