








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 575 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 160 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,184 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5405 | 17% |
| Smokes | 8455 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6682 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 11642 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,279,137 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiptroS | 70% | 93 |
| #2 | Heros5k | 67% | 482 |
| #3 | RedSlyer | 62% | 94 |
| #4 | ribertobi | 59% | 122 |
| #5 | 𝑯𝒂𝟐𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒂 | 50% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heros5k | +3.66 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | Melio | +0.77 | 74 | 36 |
| #3 | LiptroS | +0.72 | 73 | 44 |
| #4 | ribertobi | +0.59 | 61 | 68 |
| #5 | RedSlyer | +0.47 | 68 | 61 |





