








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1135 | 39% |
| Smokes | 414 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 752 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 576 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $261,732 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $enor Rat @ttack | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | LDK | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | NPX π | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | π§Ώπ¨π‘πͺπ¦¦πͺ¬π‘πͺ© | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $enor Rat @ttack | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | LDK | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | NPX π | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | π§Ώπ¨π‘πͺπ¦¦πͺ¬π‘πͺ© | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | 1 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | LDK | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LDK | 76 | 0.34 | 2 min |
| #2 | NPX π | 42 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | π§Ώπ¨π‘πͺπ¦¦πͺ¬π‘πͺ© | 42 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | 35 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | $enor Rat @ttack | 9 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | +2.76 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | LDK | +1.47 | 67 | 73 |
| #3 | $enor Rat @ttack | -0.24 | 56 | 46 |
| #4 | DTK | -0.38 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | π§Ώπ¨π‘πͺπ¦¦πͺ¬π‘πͺ© | -4.10 | 82 | 42 |





