








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 265 matches | ||
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 656 | 8% |
| Smokes | 2090 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2749 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2633 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,221,891 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sugus | 72% | 39 |
| #2 | angry | 63% | 102 |
| #3 | Erska | 59% | 158 |
| #4 | beenman | 56% | 268 |
| #5 | Jutaami | 56% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beenman | 538 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #2 | Erska | 467 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | Jutaami | 315 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | angry | 299 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | trapezoid | 289 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jutaami | +2.28 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | beenman | +1.49 | 71 | 68 |
| #3 | angry | +1.29 | 68 | 72 |
| #4 | Becoming | +1.20 | 75 | 69 |
| #5 | Erska | +1.19 | 71 | 72 |





