








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 551 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
6163 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7253 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5946 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6356 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4349 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,413,839 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 360 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaZe allu | 63% | 102 |
| #2 | sugus | 56% | 97 |
| #3 | Erska | 54% | 279 |
| #4 | trapezoid | 53% | 157 |
| #5 | Jutaami | 53% | 216 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | arabikemali | 51% | 86 |
| #10 | pro.bolboquic | 50% | 44 |
| #11 | osumaslayer | 48% | 245 |
| #12 | WindyWalk | 46% | 149 |
| #13 | frumppppppppppi | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jutaami | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | tamago | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Erska | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | pro.bolboquic | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jutaami | 938 | 0.19 | 28 min |
| #2 | beenman | 922 | 0.08 | 29 min |
| #3 | Erska | 792 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #4 | tamago | 740 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #5 | osumaslayer | 529 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jutaami | +1.56 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | beenman | +1.08 | 70 | 68 |
| #3 | angry | +1.02 | 66 | 72 |
| #4 | tamago | +0.27 | 64 | 69 |
| #5 | osumaslayer | +0.22 | 65 | 67 |





