








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1074 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 435 | 21% |
| Smokes | 847 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 328 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 468 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $764,770 of utility $288 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supreme commander | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Rocketman_24 | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | Packman | 57% | 54 |
| #4 | fakeWomenLuvr | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | -Pin | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Packman | 57% | 54 |
| #4 | fakeWomenLuvr | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | -Pin | 46% | 13 |
| #6 | JustKingRuslan | 29% | 7 |
| #7 | Ashwagandha Enjoyer | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Packman | 10 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | fakeWomenLuvr | 9 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | supreme commander | 2 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Rocketman_24 | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | -Pin | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Packman | 209 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | -Pin | 82 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #3 | fakeWomenLuvr | 72 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rocketman_24 | 66 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | supreme commander | 21 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ashwagandha Enjoyer | +3.12 | 75 | 50 |
| #2 | supreme commander | +3.05 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | Rocketman_24 | +2.88 | 90 | 64 |
| #4 | Packman | +1.29 | 75 | 51 |
| #5 | -Pin | +1.23 | 60 | 74 |





