








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1985 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5566 | 42% |
| Smokes | 3340 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2631 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1630 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $600,752 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | KingGoofLord | 47% | 30 |
| #12 | Illegalogas OG | 45% | 38 |
| #13 | callmebond | 42% | 26 |
| #14 | Gönndalf | 40% | 42 |
| #15 | Deli | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKAFDS | 16 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | OG Brodo Fraggins | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Gönndalf | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | KingGoofLord | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Yunoc | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yunoc | 379 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | RealblockHu$tler | 311 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | SKAFDS | 286 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | OG Brodo Fraggins | 164 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Tao Bai Bai | 92 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fan of zet | +5.58 | 73 | 77 |
| #2 | Jordanskyyy | +3.20 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | dd | +1.44 | 71 | 74 |
| #4 | RealblockHu$tler | +0.82 | 48 | 76 |
| #5 | Tao Bai Bai | +0.60 | 40 | 74 |





