








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 433 | 17% |
| Smokes | 720 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 939 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 398 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,254,048 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1Berg | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | RealblockHu$tler | 56% | 77 |
| #3 | Tao Bai Bai | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | 1Maru | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | OG Cripweis Bongsheesh | 52% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Yunoc | 49% | 84 |
| #10 | Deli | 48% | 46 |
| #11 | SKAFDS | 48% | 82 |
| #12 | Illegalogas OG | 44% | 52 |
| #13 | Gönndalf | 42% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKAFDS | 10 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Yunoc | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | OG Brodo Fraggins | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | OG Cripweis Bongsheesh | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Tao Bai Bai | 3 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yunoc | 374 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | RealblockHu$tler | 289 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | OG Cripweis Bongsheesh | 268 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | OG Brodo Fraggins | 235 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | SKAFDS | 221 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jordanskyyy | +3.39 | 72 | 74 |
| #2 | Tao Bai Bai | +1.99 | 54 | 77 |
| #3 | RealblockHu$tler | +1.32 | 50 | 76 |
| #4 | OG Cripweis Bongsheesh | +0.88 | 50 | 72 |
| #5 | Yunoc | +0.88 | 51 | 69 |





