








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4568 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3602 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4018 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4761 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,078,934 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deli | 54% | 61 |
| #2 | OG Meriadogg Brandycrip | 50% | 38 |
| #3 | callmebond | 50% | 133 |
| #4 | Rang0 | 49% | 114 |
| #5 | SKAFDS | 49% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Jordanskyyy | 46% | 39 |
| #9 | Illegalogas OG | 42% | 66 |
| #10 | GernhartReinholzen | 42% | 50 |
| #11 | OG Cripweis Bongsheesh | 40% | 42 |
| #12 | Yunoc | 35% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKAFDS | 15 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | '''ph163 | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | callmebond | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | GernhartReinholzen | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | OG Meriadogg Brandycrip | 5 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jordanskyyy | +3.93 | 68 | 60 |
| #2 | Yunoc | +0.77 | 58 | 65 |
| #3 | SKAFDS | +0.57 | 51 | 62 |
| #4 | GernhartReinholzen | +0.56 | 43 | 31 |
| #5 | OG Meriadogg Brandycrip | +0.53 | 54 | 77 |





