








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,902 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3575 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2323 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4217 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2787 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,866,407 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚔 𝚒 𝚟 𝚊 | 86% | 43 |
| #2 | WayToToilet | 83% | 53 |
| #3 | 𝚁𝙸𝙺𝙾 | 76% | 163 |
| #4 | doggo | 76% | 83 |
| #5 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | 76% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Minter` # Commend` | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | doggo | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | 1001 | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | 𝚁𝙸𝙺𝙾 | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | P.K | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | 490 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | Minter` # Commend` | 472 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | 𝚁𝙸𝙺𝙾 | 404 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | doggo | 349 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | P.K | 265 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | +3.56 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | doggo | +3.33 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | WayToToilet | +3.20 | 85 | 56 |
| #4 | Sonata | +2.77 | 81 | 68 |
| #5 | ɴᴏᴏʙꜱ ꜱᴛɪᴄᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴀᴄᴋ | +2.63 | 82 | 71 |





