








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 641 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 259 matches | ||
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3754 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5928 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5647 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4223 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4629 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $959,611 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krizzel [òÓ] | 65% | 60 |
| #2 | StaN | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Wumbo patrușapte | 55% | 115 |
| #4 | BWonderchild | 53% | 167 |
| #5 | Der Edeldirne | 53% | 412 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krizzel [òÓ] | 65% | 60 |
| #2 | StaN | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Wumbo patrușapte | 55% | 115 |
| #4 | BWonderchild | 53% | 167 |
| #5 | Der Edeldirne | 53% | 412 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Der Edeldirne | 8 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | BWonderchild | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Wumbo patrușapte | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | StaN | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Der Edeldirne | 1200 | 0.14 | 48 min |
| #2 | Wumbo patrușapte | 443 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | BWonderchild | 402 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | Krizzel [òÓ] | 164 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | StaN | 59 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BWonderchild | +0.80 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | Der Edeldirne | +0.45 | 64 | 71 |
| #3 | PR3M4X | +0.37 | 74 | 74 |
| #4 | Wumbo patrușapte | +0.18 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | Krizzel [òÓ] | -1.25 | 57 | 67 |





