








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 966 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Faceit | 144 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,280 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3997 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5185 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6133 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3965 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,008,488 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krizzel [òÓ] | 66% | 82 |
| #2 | luca_56 | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | PR3M4X | 53% | 412 |
| #4 | StaN | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | BWonderchild | 52% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | luca_56 | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | PR3M4X | 53% | 412 |
| #4 | StaN | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | BWonderchild | 52% | 227 |
| #6 | Wumbo patrușapte | 52% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PR3M4X | 19 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | BWonderchild | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Wumbo patrușapte | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | luca_56 | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | StaN | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PR3M4X | 1644 | 0.19 | 46 min |
| #2 | BWonderchild | 538 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | Wumbo patrușapte | 536 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #4 | Krizzel [òÓ] | 247 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | StaN | 104 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BWonderchild | +0.81 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | luca_56 | +0.76 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | Der Edeldirne | +0.51 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | PR3M4X | +0.28 | 73 | 74 |
| #5 | Wumbo patrușapte | +0.17 | 68 | 60 |





