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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 359 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5035 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4744 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3304 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3495 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,572,691 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Der Edeldirne | 66% | 82 |
| #2 | PR3M4X | 65% | 60 |
| #3 | BWonderchild | 57% | 67 |
| #4 | Superfresh | 53% | 79 |
| #5 | ;. | 53% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingBoomer | 369 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | Numberwang! | 320 | 0.34 | 8 min |
| #3 | PR3M4X | 251 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | Wumbo patrușapte | 231 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | DOYA | 226 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ janne | +2.21 | 59 | 70 |
| #2 | KingBoomer | +1.93 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | ;. | +1.90 | 82 | 56 |
| #4 | BWonderchild | +1.62 | 87 | 60 |
| #5 | Der Edeldirne | +1.18 | 59 | 72 |





