








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 555 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Wingman | 128 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,288 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2745 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3467 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3162 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2914 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $694,816 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aero | 57% | 89 |
| #2 | ✪死神 | 57% | 116 |
| #3 | Pogány Judit | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | ShadowZ | 54% | 138 |
| #5 | BrainFreeZ | 51% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✪死神 | 57% | 116 |
| #3 | Pogány Judit | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | ShadowZ | 54% | 138 |
| #5 | BrainFreeZ | 51% | 51 |
| #6 | Ambrus | 47% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ambrus | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | ✪死神 | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Aero | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | ShadowZ | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | BrainFreeZ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShadowZ | 290 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | ✪死神 | 244 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Aero | 189 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ambrus | 173 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | Pogány Judit | 96 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathWatch | +2.02 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | ✪死神 | +1.59 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | ShadowZ | +1.41 | 87 | 60 |
| #4 | Pogány Judit | +0.24 | 63 | 58 |
| #5 | Aero | -1.12 | 67 | 50 |





