








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1061 | 26% |
| Smokes | 935 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1032 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1005 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $485,121 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShadowZ | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | DeathWatch | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | Aero | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | ✪死神 | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | BrainFreeZ | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Aero | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | ✪死神 | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | BrainFreeZ | 48% | 25 |
| #6 | Ambrus | 48% | 61 |
| #7 | Banderasz12327 | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ambrus | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | ✪死神 | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Banderasz12327 | 4 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | DeathWatch | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | ShadowZ | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪死神 | 86 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | ShadowZ | 61 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | DeathWatch | 47 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ambrus | 46 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Banderasz12327 | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathWatch | +2.37 | 74 | 55 |
| #2 | ShadowZ | +2.34 | 91 | 61 |
| #3 | ✪死神 | +2.31 | 81 | 55 |
| #4 | BrainFreeZ | -0.18 | 45 | 41 |
| #5 | Pogány Judit | -0.22 | 63 | 61 |





