








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 291 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2901 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2007 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1453 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3079 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1505 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $608,955 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrainFreeZ | 63% | 48 |
| #2 | Aero | 58% | 76 |
| #3 | DeathWatch | 57% | 116 |
| #4 | Ambrus | 55% | 96 |
| #5 | ShadowZ | 53% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | DeathWatch | 57% | 116 |
| #4 | Ambrus | 55% | 96 |
| #5 | ShadowZ | 53% | 134 |
| #6 | Pogány Judit | 49% | 49 |
| #7 | Banderasz12327 | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ambrus | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Aero | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | DeathWatch | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ShadowZ | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | BrainFreeZ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShadowZ | 265 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Aero | 187 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | DeathWatch | 153 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ambrus | 92 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pogány Judit | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathWatch | +1.99 | 70 | 60 |
| #2 | ShadowZ | +1.89 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | ✪死神 | +1.73 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | Pogány Judit | -0.88 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | BrainFreeZ | -0.97 | 40 | 40 |





