








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 270 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 134 matches | ||
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1679 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 815 | 17% |
| Smokes | 629 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1710 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1553 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $809,469 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aero | 62% | 60 |
| #2 | ShadowZ | 61% | 92 |
| #3 | BrainFreeZ | 59% | 44 |
| #4 | ✪死神 | 55% | 96 |
| #5 | Pogány Judit | 48% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | BrainFreeZ | 59% | 44 |
| #4 | ✪死神 | 55% | 96 |
| #5 | Pogány Judit | 48% | 61 |
| #6 | DeathWatch | 47% | 249 |
| #7 | Banderasz12327 | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathWatch | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | ✪死神 | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Banderasz12327 | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | ShadowZ | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Pogány Judit | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathWatch | 220 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | ShadowZ | 201 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✪死神 | 179 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Aero | 131 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pogány Judit | 122 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShadowZ | +3.43 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | ✪死神 | +2.63 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | DeathWatch | +2.52 | 74 | 58 |
| #4 | Pogány Judit | +0.07 | 64 | 59 |
| #5 | Aero | -0.81 | 66 | 57 |





