








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 570 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 205 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3660 | 34% |
| Smokes | 488 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 4174 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2321 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,326,040 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1568 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScaR | 63% | 67 |
| #2 | pHATe | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | KEVIN NO GATES | 49% | 138 |
| #4 | CrocWithCrocs | 45% | 74 |
| #5 | dOb | 44% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KEVIN NO GATES | 49% | 138 |
| #4 | CrocWithCrocs | 45% | 74 |
| #5 | dOb | 44% | 109 |
| #6 | ♛Omen♛ | 41% | 51 |
| #7 | David | 39% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dOb | 24 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | CrocWithCrocs | 14 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | KEVIN NO GATES | 13 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | ScaR | 8 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | David | 8 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrocWithCrocs | 488 | 0.31 | 13 min |
| #2 | dOb | 443 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | pHATe | 293 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| #4 | ScaR | 249 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | David | 159 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrocWithCrocs | +4.82 | 73 | 76 |
| #2 | dOb | +4.06 | 86 | 62 |
| #3 | KEVIN NO GATES | +2.90 | 78 | 42 |
| #4 | ScaR | +1.10 | 59 | 76 |
| #5 | pHATe | +0.09 | 27 | 89 |





