








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 335 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3185 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3101 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3479 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2682 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,567,585 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3988 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | tomppa | 46% | 113 |
| #6 | Tomi | 43% | 46 |
| #7 | Leppäne | 39% | 74 |
| #8 | Ragnar Lodbrok | 35% | 55 |
| #9 | Sexy cent | 33% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomppa | 18 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | PrETTY | 15 | 0.0188 |
| #3 | Tomi | 12 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | Barro<3 | 10 | 0.0181 |
| #5 | Leppäne | 6 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomppa | 616 | 0.26 | 14 min |
| #2 | PrETTY | 209 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | Sexy cent | 181 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | happibani's banihappings | 141 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Leppäne | 132 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomppa | +5.53 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | PrETTY | +5.36 | 80 | 56 |
| #3 | Sexy cent | +4.01 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | Barro<3 | +2.12 | 68 | 49 |
| #5 | happibani's banihappings | +1.87 | 80 | 56 |





