








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1877 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1046 | 26% |
| Smokes | 850 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 987 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1140 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $299,465 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1547 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SavageB | 52% | 46 |
| #2 | patric | 50% | 120 |
| #3 | rodney | 48% | 130 |
| #4 | harvey danger | 48% | 44 |
| #5 | garry | 47% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | rodney | 48% | 130 |
| #4 | harvey danger | 48% | 44 |
| #5 | garry | 47% | 103 |
| #6 | Elliot.TV | 45% | 162 |
| #7 | .whhe | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rodney | 36 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | Elliot.TV | 31 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | garry | 29 | 0.0137 |
| #4 | patric | 24 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | SavageB | 9 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rodney | 562 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | patric | 375 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | Elliot.TV | 351 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | garry | 236 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | SavageB | 233 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SavageB | +2.60 | 74 | 65 |
| #2 | Gravity545 | +2.36 | 75 | 27 |
| #3 | .whhe | +0.89 | 67 | 44 |
| #4 | patric | -0.11 | 54 | 56 |
| #5 | rodney | -0.25 | 60 | 54 |





