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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2685 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1477 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1666 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1070 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $225,692 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elliot.TV | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | Death | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | Gravity545 | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | Raysist | 47% | 34 |
| #5 | garry | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Death | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | Gravity545 | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | Raysist | 47% | 34 |
| #5 | garry | 44% | 9 |
| #6 | rodney | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gravity545 | 7 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Elliot.TV | 7 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | rodney | 3 | 0.0143 |
| #4 | Death | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Raysist | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Death | 144 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | Elliot.TV | 65 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Raysist | 49 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Gravity545 | 43 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | rodney | 42 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SavageB | +2.21 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | Gravity545 | +0.87 | 73 | 30 |
| #3 | Elliot.TV | +0.16 | 62 | 39 |
| #4 | Death | -0.61 | 68 | 51 |
| #5 | garry | -0.77 | 62 | 51 |





