








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 442 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2938 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2665 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2878 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1427 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,636,711 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | rodney | 45% | 51 |
| #5 | Gravity545 | 45% | 162 |
| #6 | .whhe | 43% | 130 |
| #7 | patric | 43% | 49 |
| #8 | garry | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gravity545 | 17 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | garry | 17 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | rodney | 14 | 0.0131 |
| #4 | harvey danger | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | .whhe | 9 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gravity545 | +3.01 | 77 | 28 |
| #2 | .whhe | +0.95 | 71 | 51 |
| #3 | patric | +0.63 | 55 | 57 |
| #4 | harvey danger | +0.24 | 61 | 26 |
| #5 | Elliot.TV | +0.23 | 68 | 38 |





