








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 840 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1696 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1584 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2208 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1596 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $738,228 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | patric | 50% | 159 |
| #2 | Gravity545 | 47% | 103 |
| #3 | PuppyPants69 | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | rodney | 45% | 194 |
| #5 | Elliot.TV | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Gravity545 | 47% | 103 |
| #3 | PuppyPants69 | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | rodney | 45% | 194 |
| #5 | Elliot.TV | 42% | 52 |
| #6 | .whhe | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rodney | 67 | 0.0168 |
| #2 | patric | 54 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | Gravity545 | 25 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | Elliot.TV | 16 | 0.0146 |
| #5 | PuppyPants69 | 3 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rodney | 943 | 0.24 | 24 min |
| #2 | patric | 642 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | PuppyPants69 | 170 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | Elliot.TV | 123 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gravity545 | 86 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gravity545 | +4.12 | 75 | 27 |
| #2 | .whhe | +2.11 | 66 | 43 |
| #3 | rodney | +0.90 | 61 | 55 |
| #4 | patric | +0.37 | 57 | 54 |
| #5 | garry | -0.62 | 66 | 55 |





