








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 788 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3519 | 46% |
| Smokes | 1043 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1092 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1925 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,520 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 659 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rodney | 51% | 205 |
| #2 | PuppyPants69 | 51% | 57 |
| #3 | garry | 50% | 159 |
| #4 | Gravity545 | 50% | 120 |
| #5 | Elliot.TV | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | PuppyPants69 | 51% | 57 |
| #3 | garry | 50% | 159 |
| #4 | Gravity545 | 50% | 120 |
| #5 | Elliot.TV | 43% | 49 |
| #6 | .whhe | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rodney | 69 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | garry | 43 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | Gravity545 | 26 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | Elliot.TV | 16 | 0.0152 |
| #5 | PuppyPants69 | 10 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rodney | 1035 | 0.24 | 26 min |
| #2 | garry | 323 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | PuppyPants69 | 238 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | Elliot.TV | 113 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gravity545 | 104 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gravity545 | +4.19 | 80 | 25 |
| #2 | rodney | +1.18 | 62 | 54 |
| #3 | .whhe | +0.80 | 52 | 33 |
| #4 | patric | +0.53 | 58 | 55 |
| #5 | garry | -0.51 | 65 | 57 |





