








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,105 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1317 | 32% |
| Smokes | 927 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 876 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 985 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $474,616 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rhyzar | 13 | 0.0161 |
| #2 | pxsl | 9 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | Bananapie | 6 | 0.0258 |
| #4 | kyuubii | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | true love | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | true love | 188 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | pxsl | 142 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | derkenner02 | 142 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | Rhyzar | 94 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | kyuubii | 88 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyuubii | +5.36 | 95 | 70 |
| #2 | ❄ | +5.29 | 96 | 62 |
| #3 | true love | +5.05 | 93 | 79 |
| #4 | SHEEZY | +4.29 | 91 | 68 |
| #5 | 1fallsbimsl david.exe | +3.36 | 88 | 70 |





