








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 202 | 25% |
| Smokes | 248 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 214 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 137 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $142,926 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CmK ✞ | 68% | 37 |
| #2 | 7ourney | 59% | 51 |
| #3 | ✪ Syckling | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | Anonymous Heavy | 58% | 109 |
| #5 | ded bodi in suicid forst?! | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Godlonso | 52% | 90 |
| #8 | para | 43% | 30 |
| #9 | ¤Gubben¤ | 36% | 11 |
| #10 | Walker | 36% | 14 |
| #11 | Draekem | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CmK ✞ | 21 | 0.0270 |
| #2 | Godlonso | 20 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | Anonymous Heavy | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | 7ourney | 9 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | ✪ Syckling | 8 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ded bodi in suicid forst?! | +4.74 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | 7ourney | +2.55 | 88 | 40 |
| #3 | CmK ✞ | +2.53 | 86 | 24 |
| #4 | Anonymous Heavy | +2.13 | 85 | 39 |
| #5 | Godlonso | +1.81 | 67 | 42 |





