








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2056 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 269 matches | ||
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 73 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16950 | 31% |
| Smokes | 15233 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9581 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 13585 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,763,732 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 798 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goJo | 86% | 485 |
| #2 | whiko | 85% | 234 |
| #3 | Jnasty | 78% | 1088 |
| #4 | Aya | 77% | 419 |
| #5 | lalios | 77% | 1093 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | lalios | 77% | 1093 |
| #6 | Tz | 77% | 123 |
| #7 | Ike | 77% | 184 |
| #8 | Royal Guard | 77% | 656 |
| #9 | Jervah | 76% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lalios | 31 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Royal Guard | 27 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Jnasty | 17 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | goJo | 13 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Aya | 13 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jnasty | 3737 | 0.18 | 107 min |
| #2 | lalios | 3380 | 0.16 | 78 min |
| #3 | goJo | 2051 | 0.23 | 54 min |
| #4 | Aya | 1679 | 0.21 | 39 min |
| #5 | Royal Guard | 918 | 0.07 | 20 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goJo | +4.27 | 94 | 77 |
| #2 | Ryn | +3.25 | 87 | 73 |
| #3 | Jnasty | +2.54 | 80 | 71 |
| #4 | Aya | +1.32 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | lalios | +1.31 | 81 | 62 |





