








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 918 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4327 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6815 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7368 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5819 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,673,057 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goJo | 87% | 174 |
| #2 | Aya | 78% | 260 |
| #3 | whiko | 78% | 95 |
| #4 | Jnasty | 77% | 497 |
| #5 | Ryn | 77% | 656 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | lalios | 75% | 624 |
| #7 | Jervah | 72% | 67 |
| #8 | Tz | 71% | 56 |
| #9 | Ike | 67% | 116 |
| #10 | La Bussi | 64% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryn | 18 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | lalios | 18 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Aya | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Jnasty | 6 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Ike | 6 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lalios | 1880 | 0.16 | 45 min |
| #2 | Ryn | 1847 | 0.15 | 56 min |
| #3 | Jnasty | 1770 | 0.19 | 52 min |
| #4 | Aya | 1031 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #5 | goJo | 726 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryn | +3.11 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | goJo | +3.04 | 93 | 76 |
| #3 | Jnasty | +2.65 | 79 | 72 |
| #4 | lalios | +1.28 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | whiko | +1.16 | 89 | 56 |





