








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7575 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6135 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5871 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7406 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,323,380 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 662 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | lalios | 81% | 206 |
| #6 | Royal Guard | 78% | 95 |
| #7 | Llok6 | 77% | 272 |
| #8 | Aya | 77% | 240 |
| #9 | k0nGBu | 70% | 221 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goJo | 35 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Aya | 26 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Llok6 | 24 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | k0nGBu | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Ryn | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goJo | 3125 | 0.27 | 82 min |
| #2 | Aya | 1157 | 0.26 | 26 min |
| #3 | k0nGBu | 801 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #4 | Llok6 | 774 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #5 | Jnasty | 725 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goJo | +4.91 | 95 | 77 |
| #2 | Ryn | +2.61 | 88 | 69 |
| #3 | Jnasty | +2.27 | 82 | 68 |
| #4 | whiko | +1.57 | 89 | 59 |
| #5 | Aya | +1.08 | 77 | 61 |





