








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 866 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1462 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 946 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 698 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,721,427 of utility $357 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Superjavicon ♥ | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | Pepti | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | 𝓢𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓐𝓝 B. 69 | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | Ranian | 49% | 85 |
| #5 | unek :) | 44% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 𝓢𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓐𝓝 B. 69 | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | Ranian | 49% | 85 |
| #5 | unek :) | 44% | 72 |
| #6 | 910 | 42% | 103 |
| #7 | kattila | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 910 | 20 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | Superjavicon ♥ | 9 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | Ranian | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | unek :) | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | 𝓢𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓐𝓝 B. 69 | 3 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ranian | 324 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | kattila | 304 | 0.35 | 9 min |
| #3 | 910 | 290 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | unek :) | 164 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Superjavicon ♥ | 141 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pepti | +5.66 | 86 | 32 |
| #2 | kattila | +3.81 | 64 | 69 |
| #3 | Ranian | +2.06 | 54 | 48 |
| #4 | Superjavicon ♥ | +1.12 | 63 | 55 |
| #5 | 910 | +0.80 | 63 | 54 |





