








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1619 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




141 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4455 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4067 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2943 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1724 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,675,309 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlexD | 49 | 0.0198 |
| #2 | almohadaless | 32 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | 910 | 26 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | me cago en puto dios | 20 | 0.0298 |
| #5 | Ranian | 12 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaserGD | +3.32 | 77 | 45 |
| #2 | mizukii | +2.97 | 75 | 21 |
| #3 | Ranian | +2.46 | 48 | 49 |
| #4 | kattila | +2.44 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | AlexD | +2.14 | 63 | 43 |





