








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1971 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 299 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,113 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5992 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4213 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4482 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2426 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,263,720 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 497 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓢𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓐𝓝 B. 69 | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | 910 | 54% | 353 |
| #3 | unek :) | 54% | 306 |
| #4 | Superjavicon ♥ | 52% | 88 |
| #5 | kattila | 51% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | unek :) | 54% | 306 |
| #4 | Superjavicon ♥ | 52% | 88 |
| #5 | kattila | 51% | 174 |
| #6 | TobiaszGaming | 50% | 70 |
| #7 | MegaLoserIncel | 49% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 910 | 87 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | unek :) | 33 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Superjavicon ♥ | 28 | 0.0147 |
| #4 | kattila | 22 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | 𝓢𝓣𝓔𝓕𝓐𝓝 B. 69 | 12 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kattila | 1424 | 0.38 | 40 min |
| #2 | 910 | 1090 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #3 | unek :) | 897 | 0.14 | 26 min |
| #4 | Superjavicon ♥ | 414 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #5 | TobiaszGaming | 92 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ranian | +2.54 | 61 | 48 |
| #2 | kattila | +2.51 | 66 | 65 |
| #3 | Superjavicon ♥ | +0.86 | 63 | 59 |
| #4 | 910 | +0.28 | 58 | 56 |
| #5 | MegaLoserIncel | -1.14 | 64 | 35 |





