








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1063 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 218 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,256 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2542 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1399 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2037 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1278 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,378,337 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | roud | 41% | 32 |
| #11 | mizukii | 38% | 47 |
| #12 | 🌠Crazey | 38% | 34 |
| #13 | Superjavicon ♥ | 38% | 48 |
| #14 | TobiaszGaming | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ranian | 200 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | 910 | 142 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Superjavicon ♥ | 139 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | unek :) | 105 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | marininer | 98 | 0.14 | 3 min |





