








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1485 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 133 matches | ||
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,293 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18268 | 42% |
| Smokes | 9975 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5051 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 9999 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,667,840 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 826 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 中華製 | 75% | 55 |
| #2 | 唐辛氏 | 71% | 45 |
| #3 | miyA | 66% | 129 |
| #4 | nayu | 64% | 73 |
| #5 | Heno | 60% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 中華製 | +5.21 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | Chloe.N | +3.31 | 85 | 61 |
| #3 | miyA | +2.33 | 70 | 74 |
| #4 | ALTO | +1.13 | 56 | 71 |
| #5 | Heno | +0.44 | 42 | 67 |





