








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1166 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1099 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 870 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 886 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,316,605 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ Lil Hoppe ♥ | 67% | 46 |
| #2 | ChriticalHitzer | 57% | 177 |
| #3 | jeanmarc_2003 | 55% | 93 |
| #4 | Guido | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Sid | 51% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | jeanmarc_2003 | 55% | 93 |
| #4 | Guido | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Sid | 51% | 79 |
| #6 | KS# | 50% | 28 |
| #7 | RePacked | 50% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChriticalHitzer | 21 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Guido | 15 | 0.0420 |
| #3 | jeanmarc_2003 | 12 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | ♥ Lil Hoppe ♥ | 7 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | RePacked | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChriticalHitzer | 361 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | jeanmarc_2003 | 141 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | RePacked | 111 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sid | 62 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | KS# | 61 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guido | +5.58 | 74 | 52 |
| #2 | RePacked | +4.97 | 88 | 46 |
| #3 | ♥ Lil Hoppe ♥ | +4.95 | 79 | 46 |
| #4 | KS# | +3.89 | 67 | 39 |
| #5 | Sid | +2.68 | 57 | 44 |





