








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 757 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1563 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2430 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2369 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2084 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,907,849 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChriticalHitzer | 56% | 178 |
| #2 | RePacked | 54% | 125 |
| #3 | jeanmarc_2003 | 54% | 112 |
| #4 | Metal | 51% | 79 |
| #5 | William | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChriticalHitzer | 56% | 178 |
| #2 | RePacked | 54% | 125 |
| #3 | jeanmarc_2003 | 54% | 112 |
| #4 | Metal | 51% | 79 |
| #5 | William | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeanmarc_2003 | 18 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | ChriticalHitzer | 15 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | RePacked | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Metal | 9 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | William | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChriticalHitzer | 314 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | William | 206 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | RePacked | 149 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | jeanmarc_2003 | 106 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Metal | 77 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RePacked | +5.00 | 88 | 47 |
| #2 | Sid | +1.20 | 58 | 42 |
| #3 | ChriticalHitzer | +0.79 | 78 | 38 |
| #4 | Metal | -1.28 | 33 | 38 |
| #5 | jeanmarc_2003 | -1.82 | 50 | 33 |





