








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 445 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 239 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2426 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4304 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3146 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3351 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,789,436 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1038 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fjiuM ツ | 69% | 55 |
| #2 | Princess Kenneth | 61% | 54 |
| #3 | ♥ Lil Hoppe ♥ | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | jeanmarc_2003 | 52% | 120 |
| #5 | RePacked | 49% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Princess Kenneth | 61% | 54 |
| #3 | ♥ Lil Hoppe ♥ | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | jeanmarc_2003 | 52% | 120 |
| #5 | RePacked | 49% | 85 |
| #6 | ChriticalHitzer | 49% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeanmarc_2003 | 23 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | ChriticalHitzer | 14 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | RePacked | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Princess Kenneth | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | fjiuM ツ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeanmarc_2003 | 208 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | ChriticalHitzer | 176 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | fjiuM ツ | 116 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Princess Kenneth | 108 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | RePacked | 76 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fjiuM ツ | +8.11 | 89 | 61 |
| #2 | ♥ Lil Hoppe ♥ | +4.25 | 75 | 44 |
| #3 | RePacked | +3.19 | 86 | 45 |
| #4 | ChriticalHitzer | +1.27 | 78 | 37 |
| #5 | KS# | +1.20 | 72 | 38 |





