








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 127 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,056 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1259 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1533 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1222 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2042 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,515,109 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 565 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saaable | 66% | 74 |
| #2 | DirtyPigeon | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | ry^_^ | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | Doodyl | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | chobits | 55% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saaable | 244 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | Weirdy Strangey | 188 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | rubaiyacht | 151 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | chobits | 141 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | playstationpizza | 140 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rubaiyacht | +3.20 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | Cluuless | +1.25 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | playstationpizza | +0.61 | 68 | 60 |
| #4 | Dimx | +0.45 | 59 | 53 |
| #5 | Doodyl | +0.43 | 76 | 62 |





