








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,966 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2690 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1710 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1983 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1583 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,163,988 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomazos | 69% | 45 |
| #2 | Jeff | 65% | 31 |
| #3 | nO tOXICiTY jAHR gUT | 63% | 84 |
| #4 | Fiski | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | YEET | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Fiski | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | YEET | 53% | 19 |
| #6 | cheerbear | 53% | 40 |
| #7 | Skutz | 51% | 103 |
| #8 | crimZn™ | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nO tOXICiTY jAHR gUT | 20 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | crimZn™ | 9 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | Skutz | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Jeff | 6 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | Tomazos | 5 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nO tOXICiTY jAHR gUT | 182 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Skutz | 169 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Tomazos | 156 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | cheerbear | 113 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | crimZn™ | 61 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeff | +4.05 | 91 | 41 |
| #2 | nO tOXICiTY jAHR gUT | +1.76 | 62 | 52 |
| #3 | crimZn™ | +1.20 | 71 | 50 |
| #4 | cARRY kANGEN | +0.93 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | Skutz | +0.78 | 69 | 65 |





