








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 623 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3458 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1954 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1629 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2969 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,005,000 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amy♡✿ | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | Sn1p3z | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | JaBu | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | asti | 52% | 121 |
| #5 | ♥DeV1n3♥ | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | gib mir a bier | 51% | 141 |
| #7 | YMI | 50% | 36 |
| #8 | RealLink 🦙 | 50% | 88 |
| #9 | Mot1ve | 50% | 153 |
| #10 | kRONENNN ;. | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RealLink 🦙 | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Sn1p3z | 4 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | asti | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ♥DeV1n3♥ | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Mot1ve | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mot1ve | 434 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | RealLink 🦙 | 341 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | gib mir a bier | 318 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | asti | 275 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | ♥DeV1n3♥ | 161 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tekkister | +4.20 | 89 | 57 |
| #2 | amy♡✿ | +1.95 | 71 | 75 |
| #3 | Sn1p3z | +1.91 | 90 | 51 |
| #4 | YMI | +1.07 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | gib mir a bier | +0.16 | 71 | 73 |





