








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1406 | 12% |
| Smokes | 3959 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3318 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2936 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,854,104 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | §amm¥ | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | sully | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | ChillinDan | 49% | 244 |
| #4 | nstasiak2 | 48% | 401 |
| #5 | Hyper | 48% | 372 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | sully | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | ChillinDan | 49% | 244 |
| #4 | nstasiak2 | 48% | 401 |
| #5 | Hyper | 48% | 372 |
| #6 | Doc | 42% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nstasiak2 | 25 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Hyper | 24 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | ChillinDan | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | §amm¥ | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | sully | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nstasiak2 | 1329 | 0.15 | 32 min |
| #2 | Hyper | 1165 | 0.14 | 30 min |
| #3 | sully | 183 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Doc | 116 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | ChillinDan | 86 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sully | +2.30 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | Hyper | +1.25 | 73 | 56 |
| #3 | nstasiak2 | +0.49 | 55 | 62 |
| #4 | ChillinDan | -0.38 | 53 | 35 |
| #5 | Doc | -0.92 | 62 | 55 |





